So, this is my first blog ... at request of the wife, and probably anyone else that knows how serious I am when it comes to life in general.
I guess I need to start by explaining the title. Well, as of today, my wife has been pregnant for 224 days. And of those 224 days we've had approximately 14.5 minutes of problem free time to just enjoy ourselves. Of course my wife will probably disagree and ask me to retract this, but she can feel free to start her own little blog to counter my claims. Here is a brief summary of our (OK her) pregnancy:
Bow Chicka Bow Bow
Puke
Eat - Puke
Don't Eat - Puke
14.5 Minutes
High Blood Pressure
Really High Blood Pressure
Acid Reflux
Really Bad Acid Reflux
More High Blood Pressure
Headaches (brought on by high blood pressure I'm sure)
Back and Body Aches
We're gleefully looking forward to the swelling of the extremities and the inability to stand back up!
It's the Holidays, so I guess I'm expected to say something cute and festive. Well, we were visited by Christmas EVE and SAMMY Paws. Isn't that swell, if you didn't get that, you either don't know me, or your not quite bright enough to get it anyway.
Since Festivus has recently passed us by, I thought it would be a good time to print the airing of the grievances. Here is how some of you have disappointed me this year:
OK, so I can't really go there - but it was a nice thought.
Remember, there is only 2 more days for you to make a tax deductible donation to your favorite charity. If any of you would like to send a CASH donation, I will happily mail you back a hand written receipt from "The Human Fund".
I'll do my best to update this regularly with that kind disposition that you all have come to love from me. In the mean time, I should wish all of you the BEST 2009 to come, but in reality, as long as the economy tanks - my work bonus soars, so here's wishing you less disposable income that forces you to shop at my place. Now I have to go push in the buggies.
.... Can I take you out in the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
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Hi Scott,
ReplyDeleteCouple of comments:
1) Congrats on starting a blog!
2) The "Bow Chicka Bow Bow" line is brilliant! This is a very strong showing for your first post.
3) If you want your blog to be almost as awesome as ours you need to get that babystrology.com widget that shows how many days left before your baby is born. It's all the rage.