Hooray for Fall!

So we are fresh off the Labor Day weekend. The last hoorah of summer, a time to let loose and say goodbye to the wild and crazy summer nights by throwing yourself head first into a vat of barbeque sauce and cheezits.

So I guess you’re dying to know what kind of adventures the family had over the weekend? Well, here it is. FOB … as my wife would say, we were Flat On our Back.

Now I know where you’re going, “Oh, how resourceful, he took the weekend off to relax at home with the family, and rest up for some quality time.” Absolutely not.

Apparently the count went out on the town last week and brought home a little bug, and then, with all that infant cooing and snuggling as a convenient ruse, attempted to infect all of us with the dreaded snotty nose virus of DEATH.

The poor thing miscalculated the severity of it though, and realizing that, this being the first cold he had, began to have a few regrets once Momma got at him with the evil booger and brain sucker bulb.

So we spent the entire Labor Day weekend, handing off crying detail to each other. I did most of the crying. You can imagine, we were in a PLEASANT mood, dealing with a screaming infant, and trying to remain upright at the same time. I’m sure that the wife is ready to trade us both in by now.

Finally last night it looks like the weekend is coming to an end, and maybe the wee-man is trying to get over the hump the cold, just as we get ready for bed, he empties his stomach over mom and the bed. I swear the kid hadn’t digested anything the entire weekend because I was mopping it up for hours.

I think we all got a combined total of 3 hours sleep the entire weekend.
I’m just a peachy little sucker at work today too