Better Uses for WD-40

Recently I was sent and email with some interesting facts/uses for WD-40. These included tips like “Removes tar from clothing” and “takes rust stains off of bathroom sinks”. Although these were really neat and practical uses for the stuff, I think over the years my team of Goombah’s have found some better ones, and here I submit them for your benefit.
1. To really tick off someone trying to open their bathroom door. (This works particularly well during “emergencies” when the hand eye coordination is not as keen)
2. Turns a slip and slide into a slip and launch
3. Removing “JERK” from the side of an automobile (or insert inappropriate phrase here)
4. Pug Bowling
5. Lighting 144 bottle rockets at once
6. Launching a potato 300 yards
7. Blowing a hole in the side of a potato gun that has been stuffed with too large of a potato.
8. Teaching a cat not to scratch
9. The best shooting range target EVER
10. Raising the opposing team’s strike out percentage
11. Playing pinball with someone in your back seat
12. Making beauty pageant fashion shows a lot more interesting
13. Un-sticking a tongue from a frozen flagpole
14. To make an interesting toilet seat “landing”
15. Gym treadmills – need I say more
16. Spray in a random line on the neighbors yard and watch stray dogs follow the smell
17. Spraying jack-o-lanterns is FUN (not as much fun with battery powered lights)
18. Great for watching cat reactions to usual landing locations (such as when fuzzy jumps down on the table from the buffet)
19. Cooking pan seared fish for people you don’t particularly like

Fell free to submit your own!