Well we’re about a week away from the year coming to a close, and since I will be traveling some the holiday, I’m not going to have time to update the blog. Because of this, I thought I would discuss my New Year’s resolution.
It comes as no surprise to many of you that I have packed on a few pounds this past year. About 472 to be exact, and that always has an effect on you. Despite the health implications, which I tend to woefully ignore, there is the physiological ramifications that really do a job on you. I guess this is why disorders such as anorexia hold such a powerful grip on people, because despite whatever reality is, if you don’t FEEL skinny, then you don’t feel good at all.
So this is where my resolution comes in. I can sit here and tell you how I’m going to lose 400 pounds, and exercise more, and eat healthier, but I’m looking for a paradigm shift, something that’s really going to change my life.
That’s why this year I’m resolving to start hanging around only with FAT people. I’m thinking if I start hanging around with people that are much heavier than I am, I’ll actually be the skinniest in the crowd, and thus my self esteem will skyrocket. This means of course that I’m going to have to stop seeing a lot of you. And if you happen to notice me coming around more and more … well, let’s just say “Thank You.”
So there you have it. A resolution that can really stick. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and go back for thirds at the dinner table.
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