My Favorite Lists

From time to time, some idiot will send me one of those email lists wanting to know what my favorite bar of soap is, and who I think the coolest BEEGEE was, or stuff like that. Truly, what they are saying is “HERE is MY favorite BEEGEE, and I want you to know that, but instead of being a completely self absorbed jerk, I’m going to pretend that I care what YOUR favorite BEEGEE is too.”
As you can imagine, I think these things are pretty worthless … except the ones that come from my wife which are absolutely AWESOME.
But Anyway, here is my version of my favorite things … and I pretty much don’t care what yours are.

#1 – What is your favorite color?
I like the color of my television on Saturday afternoon when the sunlight reflects off my drink and adds a hint of chartreuse from my hamburger.

#2 – What is your favorite flower?
I like the kind that gets me a smile when I give it to my wife.

#3 – What is your favorite movie?
The one where the producer is about to call me and pay me $10,000,000 for a cameo appearance.

#4 – What is your favorite song?
“Congratulations on winning the $50 million sweepstakes” sung in person by members of Publisher’s Clearing House … or YMCA

#5 – Who is your favorite movie star?
I would really like a bowl of ice cream right about now.

#6 – Who is your favorite author?
White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle would be good.

#7 – What is your favorite car?
With sprinkles.

#8 – Where is your favorite place to vacation?
And marshmallows.

#9 – Who is your favorite politician?
Shut up, I like marshmallows, I’m not sharing anyway.

#10 – Who would you like to drag behind your car for a few miles?
The person that came up with these personality quizzes.